• Ride in ruined by lunatic strikylists. Also, all those men in their early thirties with little bald patches - why are they all, all I tell you, riding no handed on the big main roads ths morning? It was unnerving. After the third one I thought I was having a hallucination.

    Then to put a proper cherry on it all I get to the charity where I am working today and there's a porsche in the car park. Not sure if I can shit on the bonnet?

    2/10 bollocks to it.

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