Football

'CR7' is asked if he knows or cares what is happening at FIFA.

Ronaldo is then asked what subjects are on the agenda in the changing room: “About music, about women, about fashion, about shoes, about suitcases/bags, about jewellery, about haircuts … any more you want me to list?”

What an inspiration. Maybe that's why Madrid sacked off Alonso, he kept trying to introduce his teammates to 6 Music while they were discussing their handbags.