• Calling out the bloke who swung between cars and into the cycle lane without looking causing me to slam on the anchors (no, I wasn't going too fast). When someone calls you out on it, politely, and asks you to look for oncoming cycles in future, the correct response is not, "Don't be talking to me. I don't know who you are. Don't talk to me - I don't know you."

    Trying to look like the everyone-go-f*ck-yourselves badman on a battered old folding shopper bike is so not the one.

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