Epic WTF

"you dirty innocent bastard ye!"

i dont wut the even

We've got ongoing issues with a specific group of travelers at my work so I've seen loads of videos like that while background searching people.

"I put you in a wheelie bin and I fucked you down the road"

Best revenge ever

"You're the king of dog shite, ye!"

Totally fucking inspirational.

^Agreed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPGcjgCyH1Y

I guess there's a logical reason yet...

Gardener?
There's an old boy in Muswell Hill who has a gardening round who keeps his strimmer on the TT like that. He keeps his saw in his little trailer tho. Will get a pic next time I spot him..

I guess there's a logical reason yet...

Obviously zombies or the evil dead.

@chrisbmx116's bike? 😜

I met a man today who mimics the accents of the people he is talking to.
So when he is talking to a Cockney, he goes all "awright mayte, jellied eels and whelks".
When he is talking to a Glaswegian person he goes all "ock aye pal".
I saw both these examples in the flesh today and it was absolutely astounding.

I was aghast...
But wait, it get's better.

Then he told me he is aware he does it and it is a sign of his superior emotional intelligence. He considers it a gift.

Surely, if he is super emotionally in tune with the world he would be able to tell that people think he is taking the piss!

I also asked him if he will do it to our Indian colleagues, to which he replied (with a deadly serious straight face) "No Willis. That's racist."

Can't make head nor tail of this guy.

I know a guy that puts on a thick Glaswegian accent.
He hasn't used his own accent in years.

He's never been there, but good for him.

I know another guy from Woodford who leads a really successful reggae band and has the full on 'IRIEEEEEE' accent.

wanker

He's not called Kieran, is he? I knew a guy called Kieran who did that for the exact same reason.

He was also an outspoken advocate for neuro-linguistic programming, refused to own a mobile phone, and claimed that Tahitian noni juice cured his ex-wife's HIV.

He's not called Keiran.

Aside from the being whole out of order in mocking people's accents, the idea that someone who actually has high emotional intelligence would say

"I've got very high emotional intelligence"

within minutes of meeting someone is just hilarious.

As someone who also is incredibly in tune with people on both a concious and subconscious level also loled

I bet he's an interesting lover.

if i google noni juice, will i get fired?

It's a thing.

My wife does it a bit. Not majorly, but when she's talking to northerners she forgets to pronounce the 'r' in bath and that sort of thing.

Obviously I take the piss out of her for it because that's how husbands are supposed to show support so she once emailed me a full-on study on the subject that basically confirms what your man said - that people who do it are generally highly empathetic people.

I get the slight accent change thing, I go a bit more southern when back down south, not that I'm reet northern up here or owt. Putting on a full on thick accent is just odd though, especially if you turn it off for "racist" ones.

For sure.
We all do a bit of chameleon-ing, but he considers this his gift and cranks it up to 11 when speaking to someone with a distinct accent.
And as Snotty Otter says, switches it off entirely when speaking with anyone with a different skin colour to his.

Surely a highly empathetic guy would also be able to read the fact that I want to put his nose through the back of his head when he speaks to me in that cod Mancunian accent...?

Weird guy. He's had be fascinated and perplexed in equal measure all day.

Can't believe he doesn't realise he's mithering you so much cock, I'd take him down a ginnel and punch him dead hard 'til his face is hanging.

This is exactly the sort of thing Kieran would say, at exactly the same point in time. It must be an actual, proper thing in some circles. I wonder if they're mates. I wonder if they're both mates with hefty's missus.

How would they talk if they met?

0.31.
https://youtu.be/IRjIC51UILc?t=32

she forgets to pronounce the 'r' in bath

The what?

The what?