Tour de France 2015

Such tiny cans though...

Big hands innit.

Also, what excellent yellow highlights on their base layers.

Whole team stayed up all night stitching bits of yellow on their mesh base layers, so cute.

tiny cans = marginal gains

"What you drinking Heineken for, are you thirsty?"

Da fuq

Froome the new Sagan? Viral videos of him endoing down a hill backwards?

Anyone see what sagan did with his trophy making out like he was the new charly hebdo !

He also wrote Drake's lyrics

What's that Skippy?

That probably doesn't cover the bar bill for tonight's piss up.

Like this?

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General Lucifer, Ocelot Gruber, you know the sort.

I genuinely don't think I say anything bad on twitter - it's pictures of things I've seen and some shit in-jokes, like everything else on twitter I guess.

You have to love Sagan, he's such a big kid, and what a ballsy, technically brilliant rider.

His downhill riding is breathtaking. Makes me nervous, and I'm on the sofa! Not scared of getting in breaks either. Unlike some sprinters who expect their team to do everything for them til 200m board!

#rep

An impression of a satirical paper? Sick fuck.

I'd like to think it was comment on the gendarmerie firing on a car earlier in a security scare, but he might have just wanted to play Army.

Agreed, the shit (and piss) Froome has put up with the last couple of weeks, and always remained polite, calm and professional has been really impressive. He's very different from Brad and perhaps harder to warm to, but he seems like a good egg really. Definitely my second favourite African rider to have worn the polka dots this Tour.

I heard about riders doping long before you did. :)

I suspect not. I heard about Simpson dying before you were born,

FlyWillis (The Rashers) get at me for your prize.

I'd feel a lot happier about Chris Froome winning if he hadn't blocked
me on twitter :(

He's been doing that a lot - or his missus/PR has on his behalf. A friend got blocked for asking if he'd ever paid tax in the UK.

Has Froome's saddle become lodged?

Painful interview with Bob Howden on the dreadful Victoria Derbyshire program on BBC News at the moment.

"Lance Armstrong was tested loads but still got away with doping, is cycling doing enough?".

Err, that was a decade ago love. Do keep up.

Those arms

I actually a whole lot better about doping in the peloton after this Tour, I think the whole toxic atmosphere around it and all the twitter/clinic trolls spouting their luddite crap has swayed me in the other direction.

Those Sky polo shirts are awful - they make everyone look like reps at a bad holiday resort