Tour de France 2015

The GPS tracking km/h speeds are pretty lolz...

F this.
Gonna watch the cricket.

It was snowing and -1 when I was up there in July once. Visibility was 50 metres. A character building day.

character = shit stack

Not sure I have the sufficient testicle quotient to go down that descent at half the speed those fellas are.

get lost, its just like swains lane.

Not as steep as Swains but a little longer and bendier with sheer drops either side

Bib short liners required on this one.

okay, hhw then

Rolland seems to be twerking his way down

was taking a piss-what were froome and vava handwaving about?

Best description of a descent ever.

Valverde is trolling Froome

Just in case any one is interested.
I've not ridden any of the mountains featured in any of the Tour de Frances. EVER.
In the sun, in the snow, in the rain, or in the wind. I haven't ridden them.

Just thought I'd whip that one out for those of you reading on here.

Not sure who I've dropped/not dropped/had breakfast with/shared a moment on a gritty South East England climb with.

Barguil has the sweetest baby face.

Ditchling?

Don't blame you, they are full of French people anyway

Dirty bastard or no, His Royal Nibness is heartily stalking Rolland now and I hope he bridges....

Most of you have waited at the bottom for me.

Froome drinks like a drunk Dickensian chimneysweep fending off the pain from his stiff-ricket afflicted legs and chilblains. I wouldn't want him endangering my port-quaffing candle-lit supper parties with his sharp elbows, that's for sure.

What happened to ocelot gruber?

Phil is not at all happy about today's descending.

Ocelot sends his apologies but he's mired in menial freelance work for which nobody pays him on time, an unsatisfactory Masters research project, and embroiled in institutional complaints processes that seem to lead people through some interstellar gateway into an MC Escher drawing inhabited by gurning fools. He may be free in time for the Vuelta, and hopefully in much more creative form.

SRAM will be shitting themselves.