• I love that particular sort of cunt who, despite nearly killing you, thinks that you swearing at them is far, far worse.

    I get that a lot because I'm such a fucking potty mouth, these cunts that have almost sent me to hospital or whatever, take issue with me calling them names. "Are you fucking kidding cunt, you just drove into me with a tonne of steel, I'll rip your fucking head off, that'll stop you being offended you prick". If they don't have a cry because I'm swearing it's because it's some rude boy cunt who'll instead want to fight about it. They never seem to want to get out of their cars and fight about it though so I'm not sure what they have in mind. Cunts.

  • I had a guy swerve into a bike lane to try and hit me when I was cycling with my girlfriend. I told him to go fuck himself and that I was going to report him to the police.

    His main issue became that I had swore at him.

    Driver "But why you say fuck you"
    "Because fuck you thats why fuck you, you just tried to drive your car into me"

    Cunts indeed.

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