• I need an etiquette opinion.

    We have numbered racks and allocated spaces at work. If someone is in my space do I

    A) carefully move their bike to another empty space?
    B) rub crotch/bum juices onto their saddle and bars then move their bike to an empty space?
    C) put nails in their tyres, cut their gear cables and undo their stem bolts before shitting on their saddle?

    I have no idea who's bike it is, obviously if I knew I would kill them in the face with fire for such a violation of my personal space.

  • lock their bike up

    So this. Lock the bike up and leave a note arranging a formal meeting with them in which you grill them and claim the bike as your own.

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