• Beep Beep - I'm overtaking you now and signalling turning left into the Texaco station and will run you down unless you slow down and make way for me to buy my petrol. WTF? So I asked her and that's pretty much what she said. I will run you over when I turn left in front of you unless you slow down when I warn you of impending serious bodily injury and damage by pressing twice on my horn. Beep Beep - your life may change forever in the next 5 seconds. Thanks for the warning. F*cking retard.

  • Beep beep is also the warning you should give drivers before d-locking them into the next plane after their attempted homicide.

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