Find someone with a 31.8mm seatpost who has it inserted lots and take the end off convincing them it's to save them weight and make them faster.
That might also work. Know anyone with an overweight seatpost?
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Find someone with a 31.8mm seatpost who has it inserted lots and take the end off convincing them it's to save them weight and make them faster.