• James Martin gets killed while presenting Masterchef by a driver who smashes into the studio and then starts masturbating.

  • Whilst presenting Master Chef, a unicycling James Martin is killed by an HGV driven by Jason Wells (owner of Brew Cafe), who then proceeds to masturbate over the crumpled corpse. Wells is susbequently cautioned and loses his license for 30 days.

    Le Fin.

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