• I got called a "sanctimonious twat" by a bloke on a bike today, felt good.

    He'd gone through the red at the junction just outside Brixton Police station, then stopped next to a car, which meant he could not see the lights turn green.

    I said "if you're going to jump the red can you at least get out of the way when they go green", which seemed to annoy him a lot.

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