I like to think I'd have picked it up and smashed it.
Yelled "OH FUCK NO BRAKES!!! SHITTT I CAN'T STOP" through the left turn at Westminster onto Embankment - it was that or stop on a green. Seemed to do the trick, no peds stuck to my handlebars.
In hindsight, that's what I should have done... Hopefully should be able to get the bike sorted this evening. If anyone sees a Bianchi Pista with wonky bars going through the streets of Battersea tonight, well... that'll be me.
I like to think I'd have picked it up and smashed it.
Yelled "OH FUCK NO BRAKES!!! SHITTT I CAN'T STOP" through the left turn at Westminster onto Embankment - it was that or stop on a green. Seemed to do the trick, no peds stuck to my handlebars.