• People who get off their bikes to walk them through red lights: you're still in the wrong, and you're still cunts.

    Also shout to the two vans who decided looking and indicating were definitely unnecessary and had a good attempt at squashing me this morning.

  • I do that... Admittedly usually when I'm lost and interspersed with swearing, looking at Google maps and asking random people for directions. Just for you information when people ask if you need directions in the middle of Glasgow they don't appreciate "yes please, which ways the seaside?"

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