Crap 'Buzzwords'

'Let's touch base' and 'It's on my radar' are 2 I hear all too often.

My manager uses "the whole shooting match" far, far too often.

"gorgeousness"

Nice. If you get more done I'll take some to leave around the office.

He/She will succeed and lead by example in a mission-driven, collaborative and technology-forward working environment

Succeed by example?
Technology-forward.
No.

Grexit

Brexit

Brifter

#ohright

most-trafficked

... have the conversation ...

Normally uttered by project managers when they mean "speak to".

Why have a conversation, when you can be part of a broader conversation?

Have you socialised the idea yet?

Why have a conversation when you could socialise the matter?

Lol crossed posts

You should atomize your content first before you socialize it. Digestible chinks resonate well with our key audiences.

Chunks! FFS.

only if you get the granularity right

'happy onlining'

Now's not the time for a deep dive. Let's finalise on the social piece, get all our ducks in a row, make sure we're all singing from the same hymnsheet and then we're fully prepped for the brown bag tomorrow.

Please kill me now.

we'll do this from 30000 feet then

We'll have to. The BUs are operating in silos so synergies are sub-optimal.

I'm revising down my forecasts as an action item.

Yes - we need to break down silos!

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