• Muppet on a black Fuji with a red chain. I was sensibly filtering and he was weaving in and out of different lanes in Knightsbridge. I was going straight between static traffic and I see him riding between two cars about to pull out in front of me. I shouted "watch out" but he was mid turn and slammed on his brakes and flew over his handlebars. Later on he is coming up behind me and I ask if he is ok, he looks confused and I remind him that he had just fallen off. He looked bemused and then ploughed through the next red light and a group of pedestrians followed by filtering up the inside of a load of buses. As he rode off it became clear why he had stacked it, he was riding fixed but was too nervous to put his feet into his straps.

    A moron and a cunt.

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