• Moped guy with passenger shoals through the normal loads of cyclists to sit in the middle of the box. Starts mouthing off because people don't part like the sea for him.
    Revs like a tool and starts honking when the lights do go green. Argy bargeys his way clear, accelerates hard and has to stop in the box at the next lights 20m away. Full idiot.
    Continues mouthing off but it's a long and slow light change as all the cyclists know. Cyclists are now giggling at him and he continues yelling at the audience until he realizes what an embarrassment he is and slows his tirade to a quiet and timid stop.
    Everyone laughs at him. Top jokes. 10/10

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