Doping

Bit of a fucking joke when the whole team went down, what, 6 months ago. And what the shit is it with Gatlin still running?

Davide Appollonio EPO; release the Team Sky hounds!*

*He left in 2012

"Fuck the Hypocrisy" is already going mental. How does that guy get so much time to post?

Where? I feel I'm missing out on something.

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/appollonio-provisionally-suspended-for-epo

Davide Appollonio was caught with EPO

Edit: Ahhh damn wasn't on the last page :(

Looks like you need to get faster... can I interest you in some EPO aka Extra Page Option?

I'll swap EPO for brake pads.

Because he's a shut-in conspiracy freak?

Vaughters described them as trolls living in their parents basements. They didn't like that at all haha

Yes, because "parent's", obviously. #grandmanazi

"parents'", surely, given that the parents in question are plural?

Could be, could be. I guess it depends if the riders in question are living with one or both of their parental units. That'll teach me for trying to take Schickles job.

Parents' basement, assuming two parents.

edit: that's exactly what danstuff just said, whoops. I think I need to put my glasses on.

I bin schickted

Just seen a tweet saying the UCI have doing night-time testing in the run up to the Tour. One was tested at 2am

I assume you don't mean yourself?

One doesn't like to talk about one's night-time visitations.

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Ha! You've found me, I am the secret pro

Anyone got a good finishing bottle recipe? Found some Tramadol and Ketogan at home... #promuter

My disciples will first take Manhattan, and then Berlin.

https://www.masterofmalt.com/whiskies/balvenie/balvenie-17-year-old-doublewood-whisky/

http://blog.practicalethics.ox.ac.uk/2015/07/doping-alive-and-well-in-the-tour-but-you-wont-hear-about-it/#more-11432

Terrible writing for an academic blog. Third paragraph: "In March this year, the Cycling Independent Reform Commission published a report into current doping practices. It concludes that doping is still prevalent, with estimates from those in the sport ranging from 20 – 90% of athletes participating in doping." Not quite. Unless I missed something.