Football

Still managed to finish in the top 4 with that though, didn't they?

dicki
we even 2nd i'll have you know

...a blip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS9R7eOOJag

...a blip.

And then a slip...

^John terry's tears?

https://instagram.com/p/38_foJS78-/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hE5m8KXjfb8

sterling would have missed by more

And Ricky Lambert?

Still in the pub...

A pub with thermal benches presumably...

https://vine.co/v/e5TAFtQ3YQg

#yentzingseason

Butch Wilkins in as assistant manager. Good appointment.

clyne and kovacic imminent
still no marque striker signing though

ings to step up like he did for engerland last night ?

Deulofeu deal done £4.3 million. A good signing he's still very young, likes working with Martinez and was once heralded as the next big thing at Barcelona. He did well on his last loan and hopefully can kick on now and live up to his potential. I feel a little sorry for Lennon who did work hard but with Martinez given the choice of Lennon for 6 million or the younger more talented Deulofeu for less money there was really only one choice.

Ings was erratic with his finishing last season and he's not a natural goalscorer. Part of the problem is that as he doesn't score he'll get frustrated, try harder to score, shoot when he should pass, etc.

Mings to Bournemouth for £8m represents really good business for us I think. He was a good player and a great bloke by all accounts. But if Cresswell was worth £3.75m to us then getting more than double that for Mings is excellent. Let's hope we can actually use it.

Ugh. When does the football start again?

43 days and 21 hours

unless you are going to the arse end of eastern europe, to a communist era stark concrete stadium and hotel annex for a uefa cup qualifier against some unheard of team and soon to be unheard of again

...even earlier for west ham who'll play the third place team in the monacoese 2nd division who won their version of the fair play trophy, a team rammed full of fat waiters and deck chair attendants

a team rammed full of fat waiters and deck chair attendants

I thought Rafa had just taken over at Real Madrid?

Umm

that cant be real....

Do u even copywrite, bro?