Ways not to lock your bike

For fans of Casey Neistat. Classic front wheel only, with extra time to film himself doing it. Have a look at the full film and many of his others in the link.

https://youtu.be/irgWfhrLaSY?t=245

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Didn't have a camera with me, but spotted a nicely d-locked rear rack outside Kings cross underground, i assume at some point the rack had a bicycle attached.

Someone did an art imitating bady locked bikes?

Ways to abandon your bike >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Saw this on Oxford street yesterday. Only the front wheel 'locked' nothing else

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..nice horn though, so the thief can honk loudly to inform the owner he's taking the bicycle.

Ways not to lock your neck

^ Reminds me of a young shining star at my old school who did this to himself, whilst at work, as a security guard! He somehow broke the key and the fire brigade had to be called in. It made the Littlehampton Gazette.

Somebody has decided to leave the lock...in the locked up shed which has it's own key, and lock the lock to where you put the wheel in.

How not to leave your lock

Just spotted.

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Classic seen this morning.

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Woke up this morning to a how not to lock your shed

Yes, that is two padlocks

Dude, doesn't matter how many locks you put on that. Even if you do throw the bolt, anyone with a screwdriver could be in your shed in seconds flat

Was just about to post the same thing.
Coach bolts plz...

Also, who uses flat head screws in this day and age, outside of furniture restoration...

Oh, and I know the address so, shall we start the bidding at a tenner?

I have done a lot of delivering of items to flats in tower blocks. Something that boggled my mind was that that the majority of doors to these dwellings were of the hollow interior variety, and about half of those were relying on padlocks fitted onto the outside of their doors with these:

The doors into the flats?

I'm more naive than I thought.

My shed is just a weather protective layer, it's not really for security. It's so weak you could just pull open one of the sides without breaking sweat. I stopped bothering with a padlock after it was broken into a second time.

Now they just rummage through, see that the one (shit) bike in there is chained to the floor and go look elsewhere. They just leave the knackered mower, knackered strimmer, etc.

The last burglars even left me a couple of new wood saws, but they did take one of my garden gloves. #oj

Yup the doors into the flats!

It seems a common approach where the door has been broken into before and the main lock is not working. Other people do it for added security.

The only flats in those places that seem safe are the ones with steel gates around them.

For fans of Casey Neistat.

ugh no

My mates band wrote a song about a guy in our friendship circle that had this done to him after cheating on his gf.. except he was locked to a school gate, without any clothes on, on a Sunday night. Paul Hardy? I think he was called Paul Hardy..

The ends of the rope aren't even knotted, just loosely wrapped around the final bollards.

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Ways not to lock your trainers.

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Or crocs.

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