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The following is not safe for the squeamish.
Found a saddle sore this morning, it was looking ripe and was fucking sore so gave it a squeeze. Felt fluid move around but nothing happened. Gave it another squeeze and it squirted out a yellow and red mixture. But where had it exploded to? Spent a few minutes trying to find the expelled mess, but it was not on the floor, instead found a spray up the wall, over 3 fucking meters from where I had been sitting. It was like a scene from Dexter!