Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

spacer stack and maybe a saddle away from being okay with me, odd headtube though...
what happened to the seatstay?

Brazing for the removable canti studs.

marktplaats.nl gem

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whars wrong with it;;;

^^ d goods? 😜

Surely this must have been up on here.. but was browsing the Kalavinka site and this was top photos in his gallery.

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Spotted this "colnago" at the pub last night, thought I'd get a shot to be verified by our expert @saarf

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this one has a Lampre Colnago teambike for sale

haha

Rob English really does deserve a better class of customer.

Christ he makes some monstrosities.

Looks like a Create... But it probably cost a lot... pK ripper frame... Chukker rims, white spokes... Just all wrong... Orange cranks too... Gets worse the more you look...

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Is that a Livestrong helmet and a 100%Me sticker?

Yes to the sticker, not sure on the helmet, but I think he must have over heard us discussing his "nag" as this was him escorting it from the stables...

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Is it a Fauxnago?

I would very much expect so yes, it had massive alu welds, alu forks with mudguard mounts, and stickers that looked like they'd been applied by a blind helper monkey.

Unless there are "budget" colnagos that fit that description? It had a nice group like, centaur carbon...

Whatever it is, it's not very pretty. The groupset isn't enough to save it.

no sure about ''expert'', but you're bang on the money putting that imposter here
bag o' shite imho, welds look pony and the forks are particularly offensive

Pinarello F8? check
Dura Ace Di2? check
Enve Tubs? check
Negative seat to bar drop... what?

Hunchbacked dentists build?

From Facebook.

Detailed description. Really selling it. Just why?

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This is his other bike. "Aggressive Geometry" Not that it matters when you have a stem like that. Feel sorry for the Cinelli.

^ Eeeuw...

http://raydobbins.com/splash/splash.htm

Splash Anti...nice bikes being uglied by splash tape...and some actual proper anti mixed in.
(there's a great Donohue track on lfgss where the splash works...but 99% of time...no)

regressive geometry

Looking for parts, went too deep.