• About 5m behind a delivery lorry on Hackney road, slow moving traffic, I'm waiting for the space to overtake, driving instructor car comes up the inside of me and the bloke says "why are you in the middle of the road?"

    I never have the presence of mind to deal with these situations so I just said "middle of the lane mate" and went on my merry way. He'll no doubt be kicking himself all day.

  • "why are you in the middle of the road?"

    You should have told him its your age and that we all get there at some point. Nothing better than a comfy pair of slippers and a Cardy,

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