• Five mins into commute, Shoulder check and signal prior to passing some parked cars this morning is met with flailing revs as a women in a 4x4 decides she's going to punch past me as she's going over a speed hump.

    I have to take an evasive and literally stop as she barrels through. Drives off in a similarly aggressive fashion prior to dropping someone at the station, on the way back she gives me the bird.

    Unfortunately for them their car is pretty recognisable and i am reasonably sure they live on my street.

    If that's the case, when I get home I'm going to pop round with my two year old and my new born and politely introduced them to the woman who nearly ran daddy over this morning.

  • Dog shit under the door handles and/or bananas up the exhaust a la Beverley Hills Cop.

    Imagine their faces when the garage explains why the car would not start.

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