I went in his butcher's shop, I said "Have you got a sheep's head?" He said "No, it's the way I part my hair" You couldn't make it up.
Reminds me of the Glasgow "Ayrshire bacon" joke
For those who haven't heard it, the punchline is "No, I'm just warming my hands"
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I went in his butcher's shop, I said "Have you got a sheep's head?" He said "No, it's the way I part my hair" You couldn't make it up.