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^^ Your prediction is likely correct, but I still don't envy his PR ladies who will be tasked with trying to clean up his Facebook account etc

Might have to give up on this side of the business though http://brew-cafe.com/unchained-at-brew/

I think it would have a much bigger impact if all the cyclists in London started turning up and having coffee in the various Brews, and strike up conversations with everyone else in there with regards to whether their interlocutor is saved, and if not whether they would like to be.

https://www.facebook.com/BrewCafe

John O'Connell Why not really make the Weekend 'special' by trying to kill a cyclist?

Phil TJs-Daddy May MMM cyclist blood cake

God, now his 16 year old daughter is responding to some of the 1 star reviews there.

This can only go well.

"Don't you come the raw prawn with me mate, my fuckin' oath I'll [something something something in Ozzie vernacular]"

I haven't even watched the video and I'm angry, got my pitchfork out. Such is mob mentality.

Imagine two dogs barking.

And one is an annoying, loud, strategically-shaved Jack Russell terrier in a leather gimp suit.

It's actually not that interesting.

Everyone should turn up to that cafe and use its free wifi to play that clip on repeat, at full volume.

someone on here is friends with his daughter on Facebook.... #3degreesofseparation

Where are these reviews and their rebuttals?

https://mobile.twitter.com/thejoyofenglish/status/605483739095961600

NSFW: angry brew guy's cock

Oh, good grief.

lol

Suspicions confirmed.

https://www.facebook.com/BrewCafe?sk=reviews

It's parklife, Jim, but not as we know it:

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/actress-terrifying-crows-have-attacked-me-three-times--im-too-scared-to-go-to-the-park-10288615.html

Take care, kids, it's a dangerous old world out there.

Basically this, and order what ever the cheapest drink on the menu is and then take hours to leave

Poor Chuck Kennedy. A genuine, decent politician in an era of Apprentice contestants.

Dunno if any of you had locks up.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-32960470

I did, the Mrs is a bit gutted

Take her to Cologne and the Hohenzollernbrücke, can't say it won't get cut off eventually but they seem to have embraced it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzYJ2qZvss4

Mr Wells shouts “There’s a ******* cycle lane”. He then gets out of his car and the pair launch into an angry exchange.

This is why I am against cycle lanes as a matter of principle. I think the concept of cycle lanes creates a disadvantage for cyclists, unless it's along an A or B road (less built up areas basically).

I'd introduce a global ban on locks on bridges. They're everywhere, Paris, Köln, Rome, New York. They have nothing to do with local customs or tradition and everything to do with naff tourist cliché, putting aside the environmental impact of casting all that metal and chucking all those keys into innocent river ecosystems. Melt them all down and make something useful. Maybe a giant snowplough type device for clearing slow-moving unimaginative tourists from busy bridges?