Food

Failure on my ride home from supermarket to pick up bread meats and cheese for lunch. It was pissing down and in my hurry to get home in the rain my baguette fell from my pannier bag.

So I made some simple crackers with flour butter baking powder and sea salt, they were better than a supermarket baguette anyway.

Re BBQ recipes, generally I watch videos of rednecks called Fat Bubba or similar on YouTube. Their breathing should sound laboured as the air struggles to move through their blubbery chops and their heart strains to push blood round their clogged arteries - it tells me they like to eat what they cook. I assume none of them are literate and would never be able to write a book anyway. I am always amused at how many American "secret family recipes" use brand name ingredients, spice blends and sauces.