Pro-cycling thread

processional stages >>>>>>>>>>>

Make them ride up the Fenestre a few more times today pls...

Case of beer for the first person to wave a 'smell my cheese, you mother' banner at Aru at the TDF

What is going on? This is crazy. I've ridden over tram tracks thousands of times without any issues.

What's the jersey colour for the longest time spent wheel sucking?

Keissle? Looked like they worked together until the 1km mark, to me.

Wow, never seen that before... has a breakaway ever previously stuck on a final GT stage?

OMG, chasing Aru up the Alpe with a fork stuck in a wheel of Stilton!
I have a new purpose in life.

Presumably Aru's not riding le Tour this year though?

Should be brown !

A successful breakaway and blue cheese? Two of my favourite things. What have I missed?

If anyone was going to stay away, it was two track riders. Nice to see for a change.

Hansen has now completed his 11th consecutive GT.

Needs to do one more to equal the record, held by Marino Lejaretta I believe.

Wiki seems to think he missed 1988:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marino_Lejarreta

Why can't I deleted posts. Ugh.

What's going on here? My eyes keep being drawn to those red socks and sandals at the top of the pic.

Whoever's wearing them is clearly a stunner.

Lieuwe Westra used to do this as a job before he turned pro. This was yesterday in Utrecht where his laid this stone as part of the build up to the grand depart.

he was a promising rider before he quit cycling and turned to a street paving dayjob and raves at weekends... then he got back on the bike, I am glad he did

@Chadders81 & @Oliver Schick probably a city council representative ;)

I often consider the wearer of the white trouser.

Do they never sit down outside? Or brush against stuff? I just don't think I could keep them clean beyond the first 10 minutes I had them on.

Maybe I should just risk it. It's a proper strong look.

Never mind white trousers.

I'd a friend who 'borrowed' his flatmate's flimsy white summer dress without her knowing about it to go to an art school tranny party that coincided with his birthday and then proceeded to get totally cunted out his tree before gratuitously sharting a nice brown streak down the back of it, stripping naked on the smoking patio, running around getting chased by bouncer, getting a cigarette to the ass cheek and lamping the protagonist.

It's a fashion minefield.

"Friend"is a poor euphemism for yourself.

No, you're a poor euphamism for yourself!

I wouldn't have wanted to steal any of my flatmate's dresses at that point in time anyway as she'd probably already soiled them.

Kreuziger's case has been dropped. Great news for Tinkoff.

Will he dye his hair red to celebrate?