Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Bought for £60 on ebay a few months back haha

it's the non-colour coordination of the cable ties, isn't it?

∧∧obligatory slack chain ring comment

DIY Q-Ring

rad color scheme bro

sex

That's fucking dope

The magic of vinyl wrap, any color you want.. and it didn't fuck with the carbon. I only sit on things that are purple. swag.

god damn this is dope

Fuck Reddit.

Urgh, purple.
So 2013.

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I only sit on things that are purple. swag.

Black saddle.

Checkmate.

Seriously?

WAC

Hm...Velocio's one?

Just gets to show gold parts is, very, very hard. You see right away stem gold is a different gold that post...

Don't even start about the hubs though, the color is waaaay off.

Yeah, now that you mention it...the whole thing doesn't look white and gold to me anymore...more blue and black.

To risk the wrath of the owner......good call putting it in here.

Hm...Velocio's one?

Is it? Whatevs, I just saw DJ post it in porn and assumed he'd made a mistake.

Just gets to show gold parts is, very, very hard. You see right away stem gold is a different gold that post...

As discussed somewhere a week ago, the shape can make ano colours look off. I just had a few bits done and even though they're the same alloy and done in the same batch, the different shapes make the colour look slightly different. If you have different alloys done at different times in different baths, you haven't got a chance.

http://www.lfgss.com/conversations/267083/?offset=125

T'is. Fair treatment for all ;)

I've only red ano miche hubs, and quickly decided against any more ano parts seeing all the "ano" and "colour matching" disasters on here.

It can be done well, but it's not easy. I'd probably feck it up.

@ben_in_london I suppose if you've not read enough of the porn thread to work out that readers' wives are a no-no, you're unlikely to have acquired much of an aesthetic sense, so this is unsurprising but still egregious. Having BLB as your style guide doesn't help.

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oxymoron |ˌɒksɪˈmɔːrɒn|
noun
a figure of speech in which apparently contradictory terms appear in conjunction (e.g. Having BLB as your style guide)

Re. the P5 up there - the whole entire point of that bike is aero. Everything about it is aero. If you can't get aero, you can't ride it. Back surgery must be cheaper and less painful anyway.

It's still aerodynamic despite this, and if it allow them to get into a better position for maximising their power, then it's worthwhile.

"Black Beast"

Oh, Sufjan. SMH.

Bonus cool-points for wearing a 9:30 Club shirt.

^ I would so ride that. The frame at least.

I say 'She' about my bike a lot and expect people to laugh at how ironic I'm being.
They just kind of shuffle off to the side.