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Will probably be even longer than that.
All elected MPs will attend parliament on 18th & 19th to swear oath of allegiance and elect a speaker.
State Opening/Queen's Speech is on the 27th, after which there are usually 4 or 5 days of debating the contents of the speech, culminating in a vote to see if parliament will agree to go along with it.
2nd or 3rd of June will be crunch time. If they can't agree, it could trigger a second general election...
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You think you're bored now? Wait until this time next week. After seven days of tedious handwringing and insipid speculation the party leaders will have just about decided who's got the biggest knob. Then begins the blowjob contest among the minor standings to see who gets to do the walk of shame for the next five years.
Finally, at about 8am on May 18th, someone is going to announce a final electoral victory with the sort of manufactured sincere pride that will make you vomit your hip bone into your fairtrade organic gluten free muesli with fucking rice milk.