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It's hatched and it's already eaten the mother but, despite being tumescent, Nicholas Witchell has leapt over the bed, smashed it in the face with an ashtray and got everything under control.
Kay Burley has lost her erection but is downing shots of whisky and baboon semen to maintain the enthusiasm levels required to stand outside a door all day.