What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

dude's head looks upside down

why's he buying womens summer sandals?

*viral rush for bun-guys into strappy floral wedges..

is that scoble?

The similarity with the guy on the poster to the right is mesmerizing

Yirh!

Woah.

I was going to say that! Definitely Scoble.

I've not met @edscoble just seen a few blurry pics on here, I think it's definitely him.

Or Moby.

Here is a staff photo of Cambridge hipster coffee lounge Hot Numbers

Dat soot.

why's he buying womens summer sandals?

Those boots were made for walking, but not in that kind of weather.

Chainsaw boots are rubbish for walking.

Why is no-one stabbing that man?

ummm because calling for stabbing people is fucking nasty even 'as a joke'. See: Jeremy Clarkson

Bludgeoning is the only lulz form of assault.

See nun punch...

'I fart in your general direction!' (in Python Franglais) is about as aggressive as funny gets for me.

4lyf

Represent brother

Why is no-one stabbing that man?

Dude, WTF? ...

I lol'd...

On here?

http://www.residentadvisor.net/photo.aspx?set=40807&i=img-16

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I think that's @BRM engaging fan mode... #spunkrocket

Henri Desgrange, first man to set the Hour Record in 1893 and founder of the Tour de France, total hipster.

He is also responsible for the quote “I still feel that variable gears are only for people over 45, isn’t it better to triumph by the strength of your muscles than by the artifice of a derailer? We are getting soft; as for me, give me a fixed gear!”

Behind that mighty tache & eyebrows, I'm sure there's some of this going on.