Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

I'd ride it. I would probably die in minutes but still.

"Record Titanium rear mech is there only as chain tensioner, therefore only one (left) Campagnolo Record Titanium ergo shifter is installed. Rear brake caliper hangs there solely for visual balance."

Wut

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Fits disconnected brake caliper for " visual balance", then those wheels.

Just... why? Where is this from?

Google search by image is wizardry, more pics here
http://bikeconsigliere.com/de-rosa-titanium/

it's an abomination, burn it

dibs front wheel first though

"Record Titanium rear mech is there only as chain tensioner, therefore only one (left) Campagnolo Record Titanium ergo shifter is installed. Rear brake caliper hangs there solely for visual balance."

Surely two shifters/break levers would create more "visual balance" than just one?

Oh, I forgot I was in the anti thread.

So wait did they just cold set a titanium frame for a bodged conversion or what am I seeing?

edit - can you even cold set titanium?

I think it has a single sprocket + spacers on a cassette hub, so it's a two-speed freewheel bike with one brake.

You can read all about the thought process here. I think as @mdcc_tester says, it's got two gears and one brake. It's just awful.

Just... What? People are so supportive as well. Imagine the love it'd get on Reddit.

saddle suggests anal issues

the BMW touring offer looks like a shitty hybrid.

^brony GT?

That white spok thing reminds me of....

fresh

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epic wtf thread

Hope they don't fire up the scanner while that's in there. Because magnets.

Tis non ferrous. (Frame anyway)

Still. #datframe etc

need to be in porn, has grey tape !