Reprographics - The repro man blog

Some popular blogs are accepted as books - a great one is Nee Naw, a blog by a 999 phone operator that got accepted as a book. I hope mine might be chosen too, especially as it's getting a lot of interest at the moment. Obviously I write other stuff but my Lucifer stories are most read so I have to bank on them for now.
For all their attention, it was this forum and you guys and gals who got me going.
Win or lose, I won forget that.

im saying nothing
pure filth Luci.

Does that mean you'll have to donate a portion of your royalties to the forum when you're living it up in Tuscany surrounded by awards and fawning critics?
Just sayin....

One can dream...

Oh Fucking Amazing Dave. "Looking like a piece of toast" got me.

I have visions of Lucy in Tuscany. He's sat at a table swathed in plush velvet cloth and fine china. The scene lit romantically with the flickering light of a grandiose and elaborate candelabra. A long stemmed glass in his hand that will hold near half a bottle of Merlot. He's wearing a tatty but much beloved pair of slippers, a fine green waistcoat, a dirty mac and a bowler hat. Nothing else. The china, bearing dumpster scraps, is chipped and cracked and the velvet a dress stolen from a washing line. And in this eclectic scene, beneath a Tuscan flyover, Lucy stands to read his latest work to his adoring entourage of badgers wielding hub caps.

On each hub cap, a childish scrawl proclaims "best writa Evahhhhh".

The candles are Lucy's own earwax.

Jesus! Have you been at the cooking sherry again??

It was believable until he mentioned Merlot. In Tuscany. The horror.

Cooking sherry?

Fuck that, I haven't finished my breakfast gin yet.

Did you not read the bit about the dumpster scraps?

Psychonauts fucking amazing dave.

Something like "she was too lilac" instead of "she, too, was lilac"

Cheers! Alt made.

Bit late, but here's a new one!

https://generallucifer.wordpress.com/2015/05/01/150-the-write-stuff/

Got it.

Mock up an election poster with IGB's face on it and get it put up outside his local polling station.

Vote Ginger Ranting Party
Vote Ginger Whinger
Vote For This Dafty
Vote Cunt

Everyone works or has worked with someone as annoying!!

I'd love to work with IGB. I think I could indulge my trolling tendencies without feeling even the smallest hint of guilt.

i was cringing at the tea slurps...horrible. IGB annoying as fuck. great writing Luci

Hilarious as ever.
Possible missed word?
"To vote you need to register yourself on the… well… the electoral register. If you don’t do that you don’t a card thingy.”

Don't get a card?

Spotted! I'll get on it, sir!

Cheers buddy!

Here's a new post that I promise isn't about politics.
We've all had enough of that shit.

https://generallucifer.wordpress.com/2015/05/08/151-deep-blue/

As an aside, I wrote it to listening this music:

https://youtu.be/E_S9XZEt1YU

That's a lot of breast stroking!

It's what I do best.

Loved that one.

Nice change of pace.
Incidentally, did IGB attempt to vote?