Football

Chris Martin has 17, have you been consciously uncoupled from your senses?

He has been injured a lot to be fair to him.

the red tops have revealed a new game along the lines of spot the ball

they've named it spot the ref
for £5 you get 5 crosses

liverpool winning the respect league
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/chelsea/11541342/Its-official-Chelsea-are-the-worst-behaved-team-in-the-Premier-League.html

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/32327460

Chelsea are winning the abuse league too. I suspect its all a UEFA orchestrated witch hunt.

I think that somehow Rafael Benitez is to blame for this.

napoli did alright last night

nice 55th birthday present from his players

munich sack three medical staff, as they were to blame for the defeat against porto

They quit because Guardiola blamed them for the loss, apparently

Did they get the dosages wrong?

I didn't know that the Bayern doc was officially Müller-Wohlfahrt. No dodginess there then.

just glad raheem wasn't inhaling wohlfahrts

That was Stevie Me's predilection.

He has 20 (in all competitions)

http://Www.dcfc.co.uk/stats/

"all competitions">>>>>

Who cares about the Derbyshire Senior Cup? League goals are all that count on Wikipedia, ergo all that matter.

I can't believe you'd make those sort of accusations about Guardiola!

There's nothing at all in his history to suggest he'd be involved with any kind of illegal doping.

Oh...

Derbyshire Seniors care about that cup.

Therefore, at least 2 on here care about those goals.

Excited about the weekend - think we have a pretty good chance, though we are bound to let in a few as we have NO DEFENDERS fit.

3-2 Villa.

Seems like it could be the Guardiola empire cracking.

Hans-Wilhelm Müller-Wohlfahrt is one of the highest regarded sports physicians in the world, apart from his job at Bayern, he is also team doctor for the German national team, and has treated many other high profile sports stars.

Seems to be he's someone a club wouldn't want to lose after almost 40 years in the job.

He's a quack.

Müller-Wohlfahrt's use of homeopathic medicine to treat players is also controversial.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans-Wilhelm_M%C3%BCller-Wohlfahrt

I'd have argued with him too.

I say nothing on homeopathy.

He uses Actovegin in huge quantities. A drug that elsewhere in sport is linked with EPO and growth hormone usage.

At first I was:

Excited about the weekend - think we have a pretty good chance, though we are bound to let in a few as we have NO DEFENDERS fit.
3-2 Villa.

And then i was:

Liverpool have won the last six FA Cup meetings with Aston Villa in a row, without conceding a single goal.

And then you were:

maybe slippy G will play?

Oh yes - it's destiny innit.