Why do it during a game though?
A fire in a deserted stadium would be more suspicious?
On a lighter note, the torygraph send someone who can't understand German to cover a press conference conducted in German:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/arsenal/11537367/Jurgen-Klopp-quits-Borussia-Dortmund-live.html
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Why do it during a game though?