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"5. A prominent line where one’s kit ends and where one’s deep tan begins is essential to one's image. Artificial tanning is BANNED. The tan shall reflect the level of training commitment."
"9. One’s bike frame shall contain between two (2) and four (4) colours IN ADDITION TO WHITE. All colours are acceptable as long as they combine tastefully and elegantly. In addition, wheel selection must also match frame and fork."
Just been to the shops. It was tough but I invoked rule no. 5 and 9 and all that. Now back watching eating a kit kat. But now I know the rider's pain