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@hms
Bored whilst waiting for GW to start on Eurosport.. Wrote a song:
"Brad's electric,
His chainrings were sometimes eccentric.
But he he did something we never expected
when he won Le Tour.
He's got a scooter,
a rather considerable hooter
and a collection of very sharp suits, sir.
But he still wants more.
And he wants you to know
He's got his mind made up now.
He just needs more time.
But he wants a chance to say
"I've just won fucking Roubaix!"
But he needs more time..
Coz he'll be road and he'll be track.
He'll change his goals, then change them back.
There's lots and lots for him to do:
The cobbled Classics and the Rio Olympics too.
He's got a knighthood
Because he can ride a bike right good.
He could win over the pavé and shite mud -
but only if he believes in himself.
He's got huge power
He's gonna put it all into 'The Hour'
Because he quite fancies a shower
of records on his shelf.
And he wants you to know
He's got his mind made up now.
He just needs more time.
But he wants a chance to say
"I've just won fucking Roubaix!"
But he needs more time..
Coz he'll be road and he'll be track.
He'll change his goals, then change them back.
There's lots and lots for him to do:
The cobbled Classics and the Rio Olympics too."