For Sale; Gold Martone Bike

Ltd edition, ex-display model so it has a few scratches on the basket but other than that, ridden only once to get it home.

£800 o.n.o

Any questions please ask.

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Errrrrrr... Ok. pukes on cock

we heard you the first time- https://www.lfgss.com/conversations/264886/?offset=25#comment12177782

The bike has £15 cranks, same amount for both calipers, £8 cheap pedals and about 7 different shades of gold which somehow manage to all clash together and with the red chain. Front and rear brakes but no braking surface on the rims isn't great either.

Are those two speed hubs expensive? They must be for an asking price of £800. I can't believe RRP is £1500- I think that anyone who bought one at that price should be removed to an uninhabited island where they can do no more harm to human intelligence.

Beautiful. Love the details

which ones pray tell?

Well, the gold kickstand, how cables and chain match the top tube decal...
All in all, would ride.

Do you have to get up extra early to be this stupid? Your mind-numbingly overpriced P.O.S. got slated in your first thread, so you start another, 'cause er... no-one will notice?

Only in the deluded, self-obsessed, coke-addled world of the catwalk (from where the "designer" hails, or rather their ex- does), is this anything other than a fucking joke guaranteed to render the rider a laughing stock to anyone without their head up their arse.

Seriously, this makes a Foffa look like a serious contender!

i need a beater bike i'll give £27! plus a tin of beer. PM me i'm serious and ready to roll today!

My eyes! My eyes!

Y U no gold valve cap?

I will offer 28 pounds plus 2 bottles of Babycham.

ha

biggest shit coming from biggest thieft ever...fuck this Martone bikes

Very bogging.

This thread makes me feel sad. Obviously the bike is an atrocity, both visually and in terms of quality. Still, it sort of symbolises terrible, misguided purchases any one of us could make. How the 'brand' thinks it's okay to but a £1500 price tag on this is beyond belief.
Since you're probably hugely out of pocket and there is basically no chance that anyone on here will take it off your hands for more than £50, I genuinely think you'd be better off putting in a formal complaint with Martone.
The total cost of the parts is probably no more than about £150. If you bought it legitimately, you should ask for a £1350 refund and see what they say.