Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

http://theradavist.com/2015/03/dustin-klein-painted-this-humble-frameworks-cross-frame/

Perfect for a Nyan Bike.

^^ As is that.

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Would not watch again.

Proper 45 year old club-run dad bike.

I resent/resemble that remark, but you'd have to swap the numbers around to get my age, and I still wouldn't be seen dead on it (but death can't be far away....).

Fair enough though I don't think any hing will salvage that (^^^^^^^[7]) from the depths of shitness.

You know what it's made for right?

Why flat tops tho? Would have thought pursuit Geo / bars better? Maybe restricted by record rules.

Maybe restricted by record rules

I think it's restricted by the ability to hang on at >100mph :-)

Note the @xavierdisley style toblerones down the socks:

This and previous photo shouldn't be in here IMO....

Porn thread >>>>>>>

now that just looks like a skin suit swollen by methane from a horse cart that could nae permeate the material imo

Ha!

Italy, you had one job.. And you totally nailed it!

^ ugh forum. Re: signorita

"Off he goes into the dickstance"

Did I hear correctly?

Game over guys, this redditor just won it.

I'm pretty sure it's a North American manufacturer.

nice set up for a roller bike, i can understand every bit he marked. only thing i dont get, does he have a "secondary spoke magnet" on the rear ? must have, other wise his cyclo computer would be useless on the rollers.

I think its just oozing functionality, i guess at the cost of aesthetics, but still:

functional bikes >>>>>

@General_Strike i take that back. That bike is awesome. Gotta get myself one of those helmets.

The other bits are absolutely vital for turbo riding.

Is it functional though? There's just SO MUCH stuff to consider. It's just a commuter anyway, there's no need for most of this stuff.