Pro-cycling thread

Ah Bora cooking hoods and the Tour of Azerbaijan. This is all so familiar.

Yes sir, he can boogie.

I'll raise you

Yes, that happened

I always forget that Goss won MSR.

Hope it's not a massive name today.

I've backed Lobato.

Boring so far. Needs moar cobblez.

Good to see riders munching bananas - back to basics.

Hope someone gets a whole soreen loaf out of their jersey pocket soon. Reckon it will be Greipel, he could probably swallow one whole

Das ist nicht ein normales Cooken-Hood. Das ist ein Bora.

Bora suckt in das Steam vom Nudelntopf und stellt eine echte Cookenrevolution dar.

Die Zukunft ist Steam-frei. Die Zukunft ist Bora.

Anyone who gets an inch in this race will have to earn it.

Oh hai Carlton Kirby.

Last year the race was sponsored by a fruit company.

#funfact

I was so fucked from my four and a bit hour ride today I had to make an emergency stop in a pub for a pint and some chips. Cue "mummy why is that man dressed funny" type comments.

These guys probably don't do that sort of thing do they?

They would have gone for a steak pie instead

Stybar's attack was huge!

How long until the race finishes? Roughly.

Nice snooze on the sofa, woke to see them hammer it up La Cipressa

30min? also sporza for video quality using Hola and then crappy Eurosport stream for commentary.

Finish is around 5pm, but it's the longest of long races so that prediction might be a way off.

This move might stick

I hope BMC are there just to get in the way

I thought that but it's come down a bit now. Lots of teams moving up.

Unless they too stop for chips it will be over before then.

Gutsy move by G

Thomas is a machine.

Go on Geraint.

Love watching Greipel wrestle his bike up. Thinks he's spent now though.

Big crash, lots of big names down