Epic fail

What kind of noob takes selfies without a front-facing camera?

Also, without additional lighting, most eclipsfies will be silhouettes.

"Solar eclipse coming up, we've got to write a piece to warn people not to look directly at the sun."

"Only stupid people would look directly at the sun, so how do we get the message across to stupid people?"

"We could write the same piece but put "selfie" in the headline".

farmesets...

http://mosquito-bikes.co.uk/product-tag/farmeset/?orderby=price

Haven't noticed any herds of them around here, and this is an agricultural area.

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http://www.kentonline.co.uk/deal/news/van-driver-cleared-of-causing-33772/

Well there you go then.

(judge) Mr O’Higgins asked: “The prosecution case is that you were wilfully distracted from driving because you were using your mobile phone, is that true?”
Mr Sinden replied: “No”

10/10 - would judge again

FFS

http://metro.co.uk/2015/03/21/girl-12-tried-to-poison-mother-twice-after-her-iphone-was-taken-away-5115047/

surely there must be some flavourless odourless poisons

That is fucking genius. Jammed between the shit flavourless lager and pointless rubbery idiot food for extra artistic merit.

https://www.facebook.com/VelocipedeBikeProject/photos/a.10150564712217187.373686.61651307186/10151031331792187

That's exactly the image to use on FB if you want to show how much you know about bike spannering.

^ Do you even gravity?
The fork has just flopped backwards while he's working on the bike.

And the mudguard has just flipped round because of the magnets.

#epicfailpostlel

#stayerframe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGAu_DeKckI

Dime bar

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NSFW
https://t.co/frrc1UZVmY

Hahahaha, so hilarious.

McDonalds currently live broadcasting on YouTube a Jessie J concert from a moving bus including a helicopter shooting footage over central London to a global audience of around 640

^^ Please come again. Way to rub it in. Or off.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/32049843

The star and producer of Fast and Furious 7, Vin Diesel, has claimed the latest film in the franchise will win an Oscar.
...
"Universal is going to have the biggest movie in history with this movie," Diesel told Variety.
"It will probably win best picture at the Oscars, unless the Oscars don't want to be relevant ever.

I loled

Best picture with a 7 in the title?

7even

Also I think this is a win for vin's sense of humour. He's clearly taking the piss?

:goestowatchboilerroom