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When I was doing up our cellar I found a copy of the Sun from 1986, when our house was split into two flats, in the crawl space under our living room floor. Then I found a copy of the Sunday People from 13th May 1934. It had some good adverts in:
Found an old victorian medicine bottle too which still had the stopper in, but unfortunately the contents had evaporated so I couldn't try them out on my eczema.
If you'd waited 20 years that would have looked ace.
We found an 80+ year old lightbulb packet under the floorboards at ours, that would have been someone's rubbish back then.
Your kitchen fitter was trying to make you a time capsule and you fucked it up!