• I'm pretty prepared and last time took a book, phone, couple of protein bars, a can of drink, an apple, some tic-tacs and chewing gum. The only thing I didn't have was beer but they'd probably frown on me a bit for that. Oh and the missus. You need someone spare so if, in the fucking hours your waiting there, they do happen to call your name and you're having a piss, you're not skipped over. Also, the missus is very handy for food runs to local kebab shops, etc.

  • My GF got a taxi down to A&E especially (and only) to give me a bollocking.

    Which is nice because at least it shows she cares.

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