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  • A couple of Autumns ago I was having a tidy up:
    the innards of a bed settee being the biggest lump.

    I took it and some other stuff to a 'recycling yard'.
    'Its iron mate, no good to me',
    realising I was close to living a Billy Bragg song title,
    [Arguing about metallurgy with the scrap man],
    I visited another place who offered me £3,
    but claimed they could only issue cheques for at least £5.

    I went home and remembered i had some copper and brass bits,
    from plumbing, and from dissecting abandoned gas boilers found in skips,
    (I was trying to find a flat plate heat exchanger),
    and some bits of scrap aluminium.

    As I was carrying these across the pavement to the Espace,
    a clean, new hire van pulled up alongside me.
    Surprisingly it was some freelance street cleaners,
    (round here they tend to use near-MOT failure Transit pickups with a scrawny
    school age kid on the roof of the cab looking over the fences).

    A bit of bargaining was ended when one answered the phone
    and said t'other,'We gotta go, one of our dogs just got shot'.

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