• Also that pothole's a dick. Glad you're not dead. One silver lining is that having a fractured collarbone means you won't be riding a bike much, so you won't bleed to death from falling off it. So. There's that.

    I think God was trying to send you a message by putting that crack in your bike, tbh, and now you've forced his hand :(

  • My last night on Warfarin was literally the night before I crashed. Whilst riding the bike I'd bought specifically to make crashing on harder. You couldn't make this shit up..

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