• Monday. Signalling and hit pothole. I think I might actually try and get the lawyers involved on this one as I'm fucking sick and tired of spending my days avoiding (and clearly failing to avoid) potholes. Missed pub quiz so that's gotta be damages right there..

    Oh, after 5hrs in one hospital they tell me I should be in another one getting a facial xray because they can't analyse xrays here. Cue: day spent in second hospital to be told fractured collarbone and "Usually on Warfarin if you hit your head they'd do a brain scan.. but it's been 18hrs and, well, you'd be dead"

  • Also that pothole's a dick. Glad you're not dead. One silver lining is that having a fractured collarbone means you won't be riding a bike much, so you won't bleed to death from falling off it. So. There's that.

    I think God was trying to send you a message by putting that crack in your bike, tbh, and now you've forced his hand :(

  • My last night on Warfarin was literally the night before I crashed. Whilst riding the bike I'd bought specifically to make crashing on harder. You couldn't make this shit up..

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