Epic WTF

Aww, CUTE!

"House spider"
http://www.nhm.ac.uk/about-us/news/2010/october/house-spiders-prefer-the-shed-shock85297.html
The gloves give it away.

If not the natural history museum have a forum which is mostly: "what's this bug?" Threads. Link at the bottom of page.

#thingsilearnttakingmysontothenhm

KN2 is right but that's the human eating version.

That when it's found its prey follows them home. At which point it climbs between the sheets to lay it's eggs.

Oh right just a a house spider. Still though , pretty beastly looking. Just glad I saw it on the park and not at home or I would have just packed my things and moved out.

http://youtu.be/ZcLs5VC9giQ

^ F going to bed in that apartment.

Fuck even hanging around long enough to make the video!

I'd have thrown my child at it and run.

I laughed when he threw something at the wall and they all scuttled to safety.
Wouldn't laugh if it were my apartement though...

And now for something completely different...Dutch Evangelic Christian Broadcasting Organisation (with major airtime) is going to make Christian shades of gray:

https://translate.google.co.uk/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Ftijmmagazine.nl%2Fmedia-eo-komt-met-eigen-vrouwenpornofilm-fifty-shades-of-jesus%2F&edit-text=

Difficult to masturbate to? ;)

australia. land of 8 legged cunts.

http://youtu.be/HRPzPjOR9lc

Brrrrrrrrrr

This thread has become no longer relevant to my interests.

Personally I don't understand pets you can't handle. At least you can handle some snakes

I can think of at least one.

Do you think the "initiator" of that film, really knows what she's saying when she talks about golden showers and getting on her knees?

Madonna performs at the Brits after a 20 year absence and gets yanked off the stage by her cape. Whoops

https://vine.co/v/O2mLmUv2Phb

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Yours is well trained then

It's written down only, no video, so not sure if utterly naive, or deadpan worthy of Naked Gun "Nice beaver"... :)

She presents TV programs too. It's interesting in a way though a religious broadcasting group goes for this...I don't see that happening in Norn Ire or England atm ;)

I'm going for deadpan. This bit:
"Members can be very hard, I know from experience. During the EO Youth Day I got a very hard member from Urk against. I noticed that he was about to explode and then I prayed with him. Only when you go on your knees you can truly experience God's power. Afterwards shone my face. "

See, google translate has a sense of humour...or it has reincarnated Frank Drebin. Which would be awesome.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a88_1425063057