Football

Also: Arrests mean nothing. That would require an incident to be reported, for the police to be able to find someone, for the case to be worthy of their time etc etc.

Are those banning orders all related to racism?
Because Newcastle at 127 is most likely related to "cockney mafia oot!"

Why don't you use your real name as your name?

I do. Well, I did until the move, but I've shortened it now.

Derby and Brighton winning the violent disorder.

Data is available here:
http://data.gov.uk/dataset/football-banning-orders

Row Labels Sum of Total Arrests Sum of Violent Disorder Sum of Racist or Indecent Chanting
Manchester United 112 13 0
Leeds United 91 11 0
Manchester City 71 10 0
Nottingham Forest 69 16 0
Arsenal 67 4 1
Burnley 65 29 0
Sunderland 62 3 2
Liverpool 58 15 0
Derby County 57 23 0
Chelsea 56 12 0
Grand Total 708 136 3

Row Labels Sum of Total Arrests Sum of Violent Disorder Sum of Racist or Indecent Chanting
Leicester City 21 2 3
Sunderland 62 3 2
Stoke City 47 2 2
Sheffield Wednesday 41 2 2
Aston Villa 36 3 2
Bolton Wanderers 26 5 1
Swansea City 9 5 1
Charlton Athletic 13 4 1
Newcastle United 50 7 1
Birmingham City 44 5 1
Arsenal 67 4 1
Grand Total 416 42 17

Row Labels Sum of Total Arrests Sum of Ticket Touting
Chelsea 56 6
Fulham 24 5
Arsenal 67 3
Manchester United 112 3
Everton 47 2
Newcastle United 50 2
Liverpool 58 2
Manchester City 71 2
Queens Park Rangers 26 1
Tottenham Hotspur 42 1
Sunderland 62 1
Grand Total 615 28

So that last one proves Clive was on the money...

lol

Row Labels Sum of Total Arrests Sum of Alcohol Offences
Manchester United 112 65
Leeds United 91 34
Manchester City 71 29
Sunderland 62 26
Newcastle United 50 23
Arsenal 67 21
Liverpool 58 16
Chelsea 56 15
West Ham United 37 13
Sheffield Wednesday 41 12
Everton 47 12
Grand Total 692 266

Booziest fans

Fightiest fans
Row Labels Sum of Total Arrests Sum of Violent Disorder Sum of Racist or Indecent Chanting
Burnley 65 29 0
Derby County 57 23 0
Nottingham Forest 69 16 0
Blackburn Rovers 49 15 0
Liverpool 58 15 0
Manchester United 112 13 0
Chelsea 56 12 0
Leeds United 91 11 0
Manchester City 71 10 0
West Ham United 37 9 0
Tottenham Hotspur 42 9 0
Grand Total 707 162 0

Which I think give weight to the point about reports required for arrests.
I'm fairly sure Burnley, woah northern stereotypes being used here, are a shithole club with shithole racist fans. I've been to Colne.

'Ave it you worms, the aggressive dwarfs are proving little man syndrome is alive and kicking (literally) in the Midlands.

None of those tables have any meaning at all. Even the touting one. There are dozens of touts operating without being arrested at games. Three is a season is not reflective of the number. The police have been hesitant to arrest anyone. What usually happens is that the tickets that are touted are cancelled and the punter who has paid over the odds ends up with nothing and the tout still gets his money.

Policing and stewarding varies around the country. Attitudes to away supporters also vary.

As I said, those tables are meaningless.

'Ave it you worms, the aggressive dwarfs are proving little man
syndrome is alive and kicking (literally) in the Midlands.

North

Is the fact Chelsea are captained by a known and vocal racist relevant to this?

In relation that it is helping to build a stereotype, that is probably undeserved but will be hard to shake; yes.

I said this

Which I think give weight to the point about reports required for arrests.
I'm fairly sure Burnley, woah northern stereotypes being used here, are a shithole club with shithole racist fans. I've been to Colne.

I know why I do it. Cos it winds people up, and it's fucking stupid.

Enough about supporting Liverpool, why do you do the abbreviations thingy?

wahey!

ToTs, nice one.

Am I doing I right C TwoTents Ramsaye?

Has Corny got all the sand out of his vagina yet?

@dan, you could give me a complex as you only seem to pop up to take a pop at me, now Spurs are actually winning games and playing decent football..

ps no sand in my vagina, put a comforting arm around @Chalfie whose been pummeling me with requests to amend my wordplay, rather than take to task the other sheep who've been playing fast and loose with abbreviations..

I assumed that @dan was your alias, the dark place where your self hatred thrives, where you ponder if you have written too much or really forced a narrative onto a situation where a player simply had a good game.

Turns out Dan is just a funny bloke.