How do you troll

Filling someones lunchbox with larvae, spiders, woodlice and other gross stuff you find lurking in rotten timber is also a good giggle.

Would still eat. Try again.

Aussie lunch ≠ my idea of lunch

#wasist

i shat in a bully's cup once, fo'real

My brother who was a squaddie until recently explained one of his favourite trolls
Which he claims he participated in whilst stationed in Germany.A recently arrived recruit would be encouraged to participate in a wild boar hunt on agreeing to participate the gullible recruit would be sent out to procure tent pegs rope and strawberry jam the group would then proceed into the Bavarian Forest where the recently arrived recruit would be stripped naked and pegged out against the forest floor his brothers in arms would then make themselves scarce in the surrounding flora and make oinking noises .

Took apart my friends bike today. I mean every nipple, ball bearing, screw and nut came off. He was not impressed. But being a bike mechanic in the making, it did him well.

im always winding up the gullible women in my office. got one of them to believe a doughnut peach has been genetically modified to taste like doughnuts.

got 2 of them to believe my mate ate a swan instead of a turkey for christmas because hes irish and thats what they do over there. a cygnet stuffed with oysters can be had on the black market for £200. its what the foodies go for.

another one i have been carrying off for months now, i went in to work when everyone else went on strike. told them the day after i got £20 gift vouchers as a thank you for not letting down the service. just so happened to fill out a survey where i got £20 voucher the day before - so it was a handy prop. that really pissed them off. union sheep are an endless supply of amusement.

I go on the Norfolk broads every year with my girlfriends dad his dad and afew of his brothers/ friends.... sausage fest lol. Anyway lots of fishing is done. Lots of talking about fishing. Blah blah blah blah... boring. So I left the maggot box lid off at the rear of the boat and the rear boat door open. This was about 12 pm at night. The maggots the climbed out of the boat and covered the whole boat, some Evan managed to get into the open area of the first cabin where two people were sleeping.

Yeah I didn't let on that is was me.

It took the IT guy at one place I work at most of the day to figure out this is why I couldn't connect to his stupid, slow network... Nice guy..
Completely plausible...

i had to google it... i think i approve

hilarious but plain horrible.

pinned to the back doors covered in piss and chips

ahh, memories...

A few years back we went on a lads holiday, (before digital cameras / smartphones) and this one lad brought one of those disposable cameras with him,

Anyways one night he's passed out, so one of the other lads takes his toothbrush, pops it up himself, shoots a quick photo on sleeping lads disposable camera and then wipes it and puts it back.

He got the photo's developed when he got home and went ape... never saw the funny side neither!

You are @General_Lucifer AICM£5.

Successful night out in Cardiff?

I turn people against each other with lies.

Some idiots on here probably believe you.

for those miscreants who never lift the toilet seat
simply cling film the top of the bowl and put the seat back down

I used to 'troll' classic style just in my underpants but as i've grown older I prefer an open towel around my waist for better ventilation...

in some countries the authorities would press charges for that i think

That's a high quality keel hauling!

^ #doueventhetwits

i shat in a bully's cup once, fo'real

Tree fellers, one cup?

This has to be a great bit of trolling

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/11/10/immigration-comment-on-me_n_6133928.html

"I moved to Spain ten years ago because I could not deal with the Open Doors that Blair opened to Immigration, I now would have a comfortable life here in Spain were it not for the often disruptive Spanish deliberately acting as if they cannot speak English when it has been taught in schools here since the 1940s"

A work / pc trick I played a few years ago was sitting at my bosses desk in an open plan office while he was out and messing with autocorrect on his pc.
Everyone in the office chipped in with suggestions; the was always teh, it was ti, and loads of technical stuff was corrupted often bizarrely illogically. Road was always raod, drain was always drian. Some were bonkers, "park" became "major development opportunity" "Swimming pool" was always changed to "leisure centre", "staff" always changed to "slaves", "members of the public" became "knights of the realm"
"committee" became "fairies"
We were playing this for an hour or more.
He came back and started typing one fingered and as he typed and looked at the screen he started making little puzzled exclamations.
One by one my colleagues had to leave as they were unable to suppress their giggles and rising hysteria, till there were me, my boss and the girl who sat facing me but with her back to my boss. She had tears running down her face.
Eventually he called IT, and they said it must have been hacked, but even then they never let on how to fix it.
We all trooped back in and I offered to put it right. Trouble was we couldn't remember all the words we had changed. Not that we tried that hard.
Months later he was still finding new surprises sometimes so subtle they got into documents.
Neither me nor IT ever mentioned the "restore default setting" option.